After just three games of a five game NL playoff series, the Cards were sent home, tail between their legs, swept by the Dodgers, the final game, a 5-1 loss played in front of a sold out silenced crowd at Busch Stadium.
Bitch Slaps
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Michigan Coach Rich-Rod
Posted on September 18 2009 by J. Donetelli.
University of Michigan coach Rich Rodriquez and Wolverine linebacker Jonas Mouton have earned this week’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week honors.
NCAA Puncher & Punchee
Posted on September 05 2009 by J. Donetelli.
This week’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week is actually shared by two NCAA football players who both deserve a piece of the honor, sucker-puncher LeGarrette Blount and sucker-punchee Byron Hout.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – “Cindy Crosby”
Posted on June 15 2009 by J. Donetelli.
Crosby has escaped punishment and media badgering in several incidents over the years including when ‘Crosby-ass-kisser’ NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman ignored an incident involving Crosby attacking an Atlanta Thrashers defenseman from behind, turning the unsuspecting player’s scrotum into a punching bag.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – LeBron ‘King’ James
Posted on June 01 2009 by J. Donetelli.
For leaving that lasting impression of poor sportsmanship in the minds of many youngsters who don #23 Cavs jerseys to the games and around their neighborhoods, LeBron is crowned ‘King’ and receives the Sports Climax Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – GM Mayhew and Detroit Lions
Posted on April 25 2009 by J. Donetelli.
DETROIT – Agent Tom Condon reached across the negotiating table bitch-slapping the hell outta’ Lions GM Martin Mayhew and William Clay Ford to the tune of $78 million with a record $41.7 guaranteed; all for a player that comes out of college wearing a giant question mark on his forehead.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Phelps & His Bong
Posted on February 06 2009 by J. Donetelli.
It took several days but Michael Phelps the ‘Baltimore Bullet’ fell victim to a British tabloid and is beginning to feel the repercussions of hitting a bong in public when you are a public figure and role model representing huge corporations.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Falcons WR Joe Horn
Posted on January 05 2009 by J. Donetelli.
After demanding to be released by the Falcons, like an undrafted college wannabe, Joe Horn spent most of the season waiting for the call from his agent which did not come. In the meantime, the Falcons went on an incredible turnaround run from the 4-12 team Horn contributed to, to an 11-5 playoff team.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Lions DC Joe Barry
Posted on December 26 2008 by J. Donetelli.
DETROIT – This week’s bitch slap goes to Detroit Lions’ defensive coordinator Joe Barry and it comes from every NFL offense he has faced this season with an additional few backhands coming from a handful of columnists who have had enough with him holding on to a job he clearly is not qualified for.
After 15 games thus far, Barry’s defense has given up 400 yards per game, that’s one entire football field per quarter!
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Patrick Roy
Posted on December 05 2008 by J. Donetelli.
This week’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week goes to the Patrick Roy hockey family and it comes from Canadian prosecutors and QMJHL officials who are done taking a bunch of crap from these low-lifes.
This brings to mind a question, “What has three assholes and speaks French?”
The answer, ‘The Roy Family’.