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Hawks Bitch-Slapped by the Magic

After being swept off the court in historical fashion by Superman Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic, the Atlanta Hawks are our slam-dunk pick for Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

After losing by a record 101 total number of points over the 4-game series that began with a 114-71 thrashing, they would also be assured of the bitch-slap of the month, if that title existed.

101 point spread for a 4-game series–think about that number. Okay now everyone grab your megaphones and yell in unison, “The Hawks SUCK!”

The Hawks have so much blame to spread around for this debacle, they may just want to consider throwing in the towel and rebuilding from a core of maybe 3-4 players, but only after axing coach Mike Woodson and not giving free-agent Joe Johnson even an insulting contract offer to turn down.

J.J. was as cold as a Siberian night the whole series, shooting just .387 from the floor and .220 from the arch, but at least when stuck in Siberia, you can always try farting to stay warm. And it actually gets worse.

After his team’s 30-point blowout loss in Game Johnson had the audacity to say this in response to his fans showing their displeasure in the form of booing :

“That doesn’t bother me, and I hope it doesn’t bother anyone in this locker room. It’s about us in this locker room. We could care less if [fans] showed up.”

Whattup widdat!? SLAP! That deserves an additional backhander Mr. Johnson.

The Hawks tripped and sputtered to an opening round win over a much less talented Milwaukee Bucks team who ran around like a pack of Mini-Skiles before waving the white flag without a fight against the Magic.

Most reasonable fans ask one thing of their team and players . . . show up. That’s something the Hawks neglected to do for the entire series so they earn our, SLAP!! . . . Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

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Bulls Clinch Final Spot in NBA Playoffs

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – The Chicago Bulls’ Derrick Rose netted 27 points and Joakim Noah added 21 points and 13 boards noahas the Bulls took a win in Charlotte 98-89 to secure the final No.8 seed in the NBA Playoffs.

The victory comes at the heels of severe internal conflicts that included a physical confrontation between head coach Vinny Del Negro and GM John Paxton. Throughout this, the Bulls were able to stay focused and end the season with a three-game win streak.

Here are all the Eastern Conference and Western Conference match-ups for the NBA Playoffs.


No.1 Cleveland Cavaliers vs. No.8 Chicago Bulls

No. 2 Orlando Magic vs. No. 7 Charlotte Bobcats

No. 3 Atlanta Hawks vs. No. 6 Milwaukee Bucks

No. 4 Boston Celtics vs. No. 5 Miami Heat


No. 1 LA Lakers vs. No. 8 Oklahoma City

No. 2 Dallas Mavericks vs. No. 7 San Antonio Spurs

No. 3 Phoenix Suns vs. No. 6 Portland Trailblazers

No. 4 Denver Nuggets vs. No. 5 Utah Jazz

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Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – LeBron ‘King’ James

LeBron ‘King’ James gets the Sports Climax Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week after refusing to congratulate his (Joshua Gunter/The Plain Dealer)opponents, storming off the court in Orlando and ignoring the media.

The King had just been dethroned–blown off the court 103-90 at Amway Arena by the Orlando Magic in the Eastern Conference Finals. The Magic won that best-of-seven series four games to two.

James took a quick shower and exited the locker room without sharing any comments with the media. And yes that’s the same media he gave a warm welcome to after hitting a historic shot in Game 2 of the same series.

Double standards.

Poor sportsmanship?

LeBron denies it but his Cleveland’s hometown fans even think so.

For leaving that lasting impression of poor sportsmanship in the minds of many youngsters who don #23 Cavs jerseys to the games and around their neighborhoods, LeBron is crowned ‘King’ and receives the Sports Climax Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

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