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Mascots brawl during NCAA game

(AP Photo/The Herald Journal, Eli Lucero)

“Big Blue” dashed over to his rival mascot “Pistol Pete”, tore his fake ‘stache from his face and the brawl erupted. A ticked off “Pete” chased “Blue” to center court and jumped on his back trying to pull him to the floor. When efforts to body slam “Blue” failed; “Pete” attempted to choke his rival.

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Freak Show Manute Bol

SUDAN- Let’s make a list of challenges a 7 ft. 7 in. lanky man the size of a twig should avoid:

1. Climb in a boxing ring and go toe-to-toe with a 375 pound ex-NFL lineman named “Refrigerator”.
2. Lace up a pair of skates and take a shot at professional ice hockey.
3. Become a licensed horse jockey.

Manute Bol, a Dinka Tribesman and former center in the NBA did all that.

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Iraqi shoe-thrower may have career in MLB

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IRAQ – The first pitch appeared to be a ‘fast-shoe’ which actually crossed up Bush, who looked to be expecting a breaking pitch. Bush, wearing his usual number 43, showed the agility of a 25-year-old Edgar Renteria while eluding the high and hard one.

The second pitch was off-speed and as it broke over the head of President Bush it caromed off the backstop of the indoor ‘bullpen’ in Baghdad. A few scouts we spoke with are chalking that up to ‘adrenaline.’

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Fox shows Naked Vikings Player During Live Telecast

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DETROIT – During a ‘live’ feed after the game showing Vikings owner Zygmunt Wilf presenting the game ball to coach Brad Childress, tight end (there’s a bad joke there) Visanthe Shiancoe was standing directly behind the camera’s lens naked, wong hanging right out, and the camera operator or crew didn’t notice until after they shared their shot to the world.

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This NFL Ref Wears his I.Q. on his Jersey

NFL back judge #59 Phil Luckett is the incompetent zebra who made an ass out of himself on national television during the Detroit Lions and Pittsburgh Steelers Thanksgiving Day game in 1998.

Lined up for the overtime coin toss, Steelers captain and running back, Jerome Bettis was hooked up to an audio sound system and called “tails”. Everybody heard Bettis’ call over the audio . . . everyone except . . .

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Anniversary of two NFL Cheerleaders busted for sex in public

This week is the anniversary of the famous NFL cheerleaders-having-sex-in-public arrest that occurred three years ago this week at a Tampa bar. Happy Anniversary!

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Vikings Jim Marshall scores in wrong endzone (VIDEO)

This week was the anniversary of the NFL’s funniest and most famous fumble recovery.

MINNESOTA – A feared pass-rusher, Jim Marshall of the Vikings had 127 sacks and an NFL record 29 fumble recoveries. One of those recoveries would put him on NFL video highlight reels forever.

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