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Bobby Layne “Curse” downing Lions?

MINNEAPOLIS – Legend has it that upon learning of his trade to Pittsburgh, Bobby Layne cursed the Detroit Lions by saying they “would not win for 50 years.” 

Turns out Bobby shortchanged himself.

Fifty years ended Monday. Six days later, the Lions played well enough to win but lost because of a phantom 42-yard pass interference penalty that set the Vikings up for the game-winning field goal in a 12-10 victory.

Somewhere, Bobby had to be chuckling at an 0-5 start for the team that has one playoff victory since The Curse began.

“You’ll get me in trouble talking about ‘The Curse,'” Lions receiver Roy Williams said. “You don’t want that to happen, do you? There is no curse.”

Williams was smiling like a man who thought otherwise. Like a man who got in trouble with management for telling the Detroit News a different story earlier in the week.

“I used to not be a believer in curses, but I’m a firm believer now,” Williams told the paper. “Bobby Layne, right? I didn’t know about it until I came here, but I’m learning, man. As the years go by, you see things happen with this football team that you just don’t see nowhere else.”

The difference in Sunday’s game was a safety with 18 seconds left in the first quarter. The stat sheet says Jared Allen sacked Dan Orlovsky for the safety.

That’s not entirely true. Allen was chasing him. But Orlovsky, making his first NFL start, accidentally ran out of the back of the end zone.

“I heard the whistle,” Orlovsky said. “I was like, ‘Did we false start? Was somebody offsides, or something?’ Then I looked down and was like, ‘You’re an idiot.'”

The Lions were the NFL’s dominant team of the 1950s. Layne became a legendary figure and a Pro Football Hall of Famer as the Lions won titles in 1952, 1953 and 1957. A slow start in 1958 led to the surprising trade on Oct. 6, 1958, and, well, the rest is painful history for Lions fans.

For most of Sunday’s game, the Lions were poised to bury The Curse with a spirited effort defensively (five sacks and three takeaways), a blocked field goal and a novice quarterback who was playing fairly well except for the safety.

In the end, however, bad things started happening to the Lions that have been happening to them since about Oct. 6, 1958. Two stood out in particular.

The first was a fumble by receiver Calvin Johnson with 12 minutes, 29 seconds left. It came at the end of a 32-yard pass to the Vikings 30-yard line. Replays appeared to indicate Johnson was down. The Lions challenged the call and lost. Naturally. They also lost Johnson for the rest of the game because of a head injury. Naturally.

The second whammy came with 2:15 left. Cornerback Leigh Bodden was playing great defense on receiver Aundrae Allison down the right sideline. Bodden made contact but should have been OK because he was playing the ball and looking back. The ball was incomplete, which should have set up a third-and-20.

Nope. Pass interference, according to field judge Mike Weir. According to referee Tony Corrente, “(Bodden) played through the back of the receiver.” First-and-10 at the Detroit 26.

Bodden was asked what happened.

“Nothing,” he said. “I talked to the official after. He said I ran up his back and didn’t look back for the ball. I looked back for the ball. I did everything right.

“We really deserved to win. But it just didn’t happen.”

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“Pacman” Jones in the news again

IRVING, Texas — The NFL’s review of Adam “Pacman” Jones with his bodyguard won’t be completed until next week.

The Dallas Cowboys said they won’t discipline Jones. Of course they won’t, the more ex-cons they get on the team, the more tickets they seem to sell.

ESPN reported that NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said in an e-mail Friday that the league’s review won’t be completed until next week. He didn’t provide a specific time.

It is unclear if the league will take any punitive action against Jones, who six weeks ago was reinstated by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell from a 17-month suspension, including the entire 2007 season that followed a series of off-field problems.

Jones got into a scuffle at an upscale downtown Dallas hotel late Tuesday night with one of members of a security detail provided by the team to be with the cornerback at all times. The altercation occurred in a restroom.

The police felt there was no need for a report to be filed, but the league is continuing to investigate the matter, possibly to confirm there is no cover-up to a more serious issue.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said the player broke no team rules, but said he was disappointed about the incident.

Jones is expected to play in today’s game.

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Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Chicago Cubbies

The Windy City was already looking ahead at potential dates to schedule a victory parade in case this would be the year for the Chicago Cubs.

With a National League best, 97-64 record, the Cubbies were in position to rescue Steve Bartman’s reputation by bringing a World Series title back to Chicago . . .but Joe Torre and the L.A. Dodgers had a different idea.

Their plan included embarrassing and bitch-slapping the listless Cubs, sending them packing after a dominating three-game sweep. The series was never a contest with the Dodgers outscoring the lethargic Cubs 20-6.

The only “curse” this organization has, is not knowing how to show up for the playoffs, and until they do, they will continue to add to their 100 year streak without the victory parade.

The Cubs are 0-9 in their last nine playoff games and have not had a post-season victory since 2003, but Bartman, who may be hiding in a remote cave in Afghanistan with Bin Laden, certainly cannot be blamed for this one.

This was more than a standard spank, this was a classic bitch-slap.

Expectations were sky high and the team decided not to show up for the entire series and were dominated. Cubbies, you are the runaway winner of the Sports Climax Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

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MLB Races Tighter Than a Gnat’s Ass

After an evening filled with dramatic walk-off wins, MLB has playoff races that are tighter than a gnat’s ass as the teams make a final sprint to the finish.

In the most shocking race, the Tampa Bay Cinderellas and their $43 million payroll still hang onto a two game lead over the Boston Red Sox and their $133 million payroll. The boys from Beantown are creeping up on the Rays but Tampa is still in the driver’s seat. The Rays won the head-to-head series 10-8 this year, giving them the tiebreaker.

In the other American League race, the Minnesota Twins moved ahead of the Chicago White Sox by just ½ game. After scoring two in the bottom of the eighth to send the game into extra innings, a dramatic walk-off single by Alexi Cassilla off Bobby Jenks shocked the Sox 7-6, completing a three-game sweep earning the Twins the Central Division lead.

Not to be outdone by the American League, the National League had a few spectacular finishes last night as well.

The Randolph-free New York Mets won in dramatic fashion, defeating the Chicago Cubs 7-6 with a walk-off hit by Carlos Beltran in the bottom of the ninth, keeping them just one game behind the division leading Phillies.

In Packer country, Ryan Braun hit a walk-off grand slam in the 10th to keep the Milwaukee Brewers tied for the wild-card spot. The Brewers who have won four straight playing under the direction of interim manager Dale Sveum, finish the regular season at home against the Cubs.

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Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Lions Matt Millen

After being fired by the Detroit Lions at the end of last season, offensive whiz-kid Mike Martz, now with the San Francisco 49ers, repaid the favor, took the Lions to school 31-13 and bitch-slapped GM Matt Millen right out of a job, sending the record-setting exec straight to the unemployment line just three weeks into the 2008 NFL season.  

Making the best of the opportunity, Martz showed Millen why he should not have been the scapegoat, the Scooter Libby for the Lions after their 1-7 season-ending nose-dive last year that put them out of the playoffs.

While setting personal records of futility, Millen has become an expert at firing coaches and pointing the finger in every direction but his own.

Martz must have been salivating at this opportunity to embarrass his former team the Lions who dropped their league-worst record to 0-3.

The game was a cakewalk for quarterback J.T. O’Sullivan, RB Frank Gore and the rest of the offense. The offensive line dominated Millen’s Lions and J.T. was not sacked in 23 pass attempts, something that is very rare in a Martz offense.

The biggest challenge for Martz was hiding the shit-eating grin on his face every time his Niners high-stepped into the Lions end zone.

Millen said in an earlier interview last week that his Lions are “Doing the right thing” and need to “Stay the course”.

The Lions did the right thing the day they gave Millen his long overdue pink slip and send the incompetent GM packing and we are doing the right thing by giving you, Mr. Millen, our hands-down Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

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Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Jim Tressell & His Buckeyes

LOS ANGELES – The Ohio State Buckeyes, in an overwhelming vote, receive this week’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week for again self-destructing on the national stage, this time in a match-up against the USC Trojans.

Reminiscent of the gladiator days, 93,607 belligerent fans packed the stadium to watch their No. 1-ranked Trojans slaughter their “Little Ten” opponent 35-3.

Jim Tressell’s Buckeyes, who were hoping to redeem themselves after having their asses handed to them in two recent national title games, were bitch-slapped, spanked and hung out to dry.

Trojan rocket-launcher, Mark Sanchez threw 4 TD passes and sophomore Joe McKnight danced through OSU’s sieve-like defense . . . averaging 8.8 yards per carry; finishing with 105 yards.

Buckeyes QB Todd Boeckman spent the early part of the night running for his life, getting pounded to the turf with five sacks, hurrying throws and tossing two interceptions, one returned 48 yards for a score.

Boeckman spent the latter part of the evening as a spectator on the sidelines, wiping grass stains off his pants while top national recruit Terrelle Pryor relieved him for the remainder of the game.

Kudos, Buckeyes! You again let down a national NCAAF audience with an embarrassing performance and receive SportsClimax.com’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

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Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – DeAngelo Hall

The SportsClimax.com “Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week” goes to Oakland Raider DB DeAngelo Hall compliments of a 22 year-old rookie starting his first NFL game. In a sold-out MNF game on national television, Hall, a former All-Pro back was taken to school and had his ass handed to him by WR Eddie Royal, a fellow alumni from VT. Continue Reading

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Funny Sports Photos

Photos that need no caption. If you don’t laugh at these, you need a brain transplant. Continue Reading

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Photo Gallery: Pro athletes in Halloween costumes

A compilation of the best photos of pro athletes in Halloween costumes. Can you recognize these players? 

Hint: Two are Dennis Rodman.

Our Fav: Jon Kitna as Joe Cullen (the Lions coach who drove thru a Wendy’s drive-thru naked) with his wife dressed as Wendy.

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Red Wings/Avs 1997 Brawl

 

Mccarty Lemieux Fight

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