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Stafford may skip NFL Combine

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ATLANTA – There’s a buzz around Georgia that Bulldog Matthew Stafford may not accept the offer to work out during this month’s NFL Combine. If Stafford refuses to participate, he and his agent should be sent a strong message. Teams high on the draft list like the Detroit Lions and Kansas City Chiefs should pass and let the underclassman sit and squirm in his seat as a list of names are called before his.

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NFC Defeats AFC 30-21 in NFL 2009 Pro Bowl

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Now that the NFL Pro Bowl game is completed the NFL season is officially over, it’s time to exchange last-second field goals and zebras tossing yellow hankies for LeBron slam dunks and NHL hockey brawls.

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McNabb joins T.O. on NFL clown list

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NEW YORK – In case you missed it, during yesterday’s 23-11 win against the New York Giants in N.Y. McNabb ran out of bounds with 3:07 left to play and grabbed the sideline phone to the Giants’ coaching booth and acted like he was in a conversation. This asinine move officially placed McNabb on the NFL list of clowns, joining New Orleans’ Joe Horn and T.O.

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Millen and other Lions’ failures find new NFL homes

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DETROIT – Offering jobs and paychecks to guys like Barry and Marinelli after their orchestration of the disaster in Detroit, is like bringing Enron’s Kenneth Lay back from the dead and putting him on the payroll to run the World Bank.

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NFL Ravens and Cardinals upsets fueled by turnovers

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The Baltimore Ravens and Arizona Cardinals’ were handed the ball and road victories by the favored Tennessee Titans and Carolina Panthers Saturday in NFL Playoff games.

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NFL Playoff Upsets Fueled by Turnovers

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After an NFL week full of ‘Pacman’ Jones cut by Cowboys and Brett Favre ‘retire or not’ news, teams took the field in two NFL Playoff games on Saturday.

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Troops in Baghdad tapping keg for Super Bowl

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BAGHDAD – In the latest strategic move by General Raymond Odierno, American troops will be allowed to enjoy their Super Bowl celebration in the company of weekend player’s ‘Samuel Adams’, ‘Miller’ and ‘Bud’.
Odierno lifted the strict ban of drinking alcoholic beverages in a combat zone for Super Bowl weekend, Feb. 1-2.

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Favre begins annual roller coaster ride

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NEW YORK – Now that the Green Bay Packers and their Cheesehead fans have settled into the fact Aaron Rodgers is their starting quarterback, it’s the Jets’ turn to climb aboard the gut-wrenching amusement ride known as the ‘Favre roller coaster’.

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Dallas tells ESPN, Pacman cut due to new shooting allegations

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DALLAS – When the Dallas Cowboys first cut their troubled defensive back Adam “Pacman” Jones this week, many people assumed it was a response to his poor season. Upon further review it appears there is much more to this transaction.

ESPN is set to air a show on “Inside the Lines” on Sunday that may create more woes for Pacman.

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Colts Harrison not charged in gun case

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PHILADELPHIA – Marvin Harrison will not be facing charges in the shooting that occurred outside of a Philadelphia business owned by the Indianapolis Colts receiver.

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