The new $1.2 billion Cowboys Stadium lived up to much of it’s hype with its seven-story high state-of-the-art television screen and dancing towers for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; the only thing missing was a win.
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NFL News – Urlacher & McNabb Out; Sanchez and Stafford Debut
Posted on September 14 2009 by Tom Ferda.
All-Pro linebacker Brian Urlacher, the heart and soul of the Chicago Bears’ defense will miss the remainder of the season after dislocating his wrist in the 21-15 loss to the division rival Green Bay Packers Sunday night.
Will Culpepper Ask to Be Traded?
Posted on September 07 2009 by Tom Ferda.
DETROIT – Daunte Culpepper may be second-guessing his decision to play in Detroit as the three-time Pro Bowler finds himself relegated to play back-up on the worst team in the NFL, riding the bench while Matthew Stafford, an unproven rookie, will be taking snaps Week One in New Orleans.
Starting Stafford Too Huge a Risk for Lions
Posted on September 07 2009 by Tom Ferda.
DETROIT – Putting the young slinger across from Minnesota’s swarming defensive line just eight days into his NFL career could evolve into a human sacrifice and reinvent the name ‘Purple People Eaters’ for the Vikings.
Brett Favre Reconsiders & Signs With Vikings
Posted on August 18 2009 by Tom Ferda.
MINNESOTA – Let the drama begin. Brett Favre will be visiting Lambeau Field in purple this season after all. In the biggest news to come out of Minnesota Vikings camp since WR Visanthe Shiancoe was shown naked in the locker room during post-game last year, Favre reconsidered his reconsidering retirement and signed with the Vikings on Tuesday.
Get Ready Lions, Stafford Knows How to Party!
Posted on July 30 2009 by J. Donetelli.
DETROIT – Stafford is exactly what the 0-16 Lions need. A young rambunctious heart full of energy. Matthew, think you can get some hip-hop blaring through the locker room to awaken the NFL’s most dreadful squad out of their 7-year coma or a few of those blond babes to cheer on the sidelines?
Vick Deserves Fresh Start in the NFL
Posted on July 30 2009 by Tom Ferda.
Seeing the results of recent polls favoring that Vick be banned from the NFL for life, it is evident how hostile and out-of-touch our country has become. It’s like an emotional lynch-mobbing. One Carolina television station poll showed viewers 61% in favor of a lifetime ban with comments like, “The judicial system sucks. [Vick] should be still in jail, leashed to his bunk.”
Erin Andrews Calls 911 on Paparazzi
Posted on July 30 2009 by J. Donetelli.
ATLANTA – Erin Andrews still coming down from the ordeal of being videoed naked in a hotel room several days ago called 911 to report two paparazzi creeping around her home. Andrews, an ESPN sports reporter voted the sexiest female to work the mic, is no stranger to attention but lately seems to be getting the kind of attention she prefers not to get.
Favre Dumps Vikings Two Days Before Camp
Posted on July 29 2009 by Tom Ferda.
MINNESOTA – In the biggest news to come out of the Minnesota Vikings locker room since Fox Sports showed tight end Visanthe Shiancoe naked in the locker room last season, NFL icon Brett Favre announced he has reconsidered wearing purple and will stay retired.
Vick Released From Federal Custody
Posted on July 20 2009 by J. Donetelli.
ATLANTA – Now that Vick has officially traded in his electronic home-confinement monitor, he is expected to step up his efforts to resume his pro football career. Having paid his debt, it’s time to allow this man back into society and into the NFL in time for this upcoming season.