Archive | July, 2010

Rick Pitino takes stand in extortion case

On the stand Wednesday, Pitino said, “I didn’t believe at the time it was my child,” Nonetheless he gave her $3,000 for health insurance, according to him, an abortion, according to her.

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NFL’s ‘Assassin’ Jack Tatum dies at 61

During his time in the NFL, Jack Tatum became famous for the remark, “I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.”

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Jockey hires Tebow, boxers or briefs?

Jockey brand has announced Tim Tebow as its national spokesman. The real question is whether we’ll see him in boxers or briefs.

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Strasburg versus J-Hey pushed after injury

In what was supposed to be the first meeting between two MLB rookie phenoms, Steven Strasburg and Jayson Heyward until S.S. was a last-minute scratch.

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Ailing Tigers need miracle worker to contend

After the All-Star break the Tigers were trailing the White Sox by a half game in the AL Central and at that point didn’t have any gaping holes but a few broken bones later, things have suddenly changed.

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Titans suing USC and Kiffin but not Pola?

The Tennessee Titans filed a civil lawsuit against USC and coach Lane Kiffin arising from USC’s hiring of Kennedy Pola, the Titans’ RB coach. They did not include Pola in the suit–the question is why.

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Injured war vets Warriors hockey team

The Warriors hockey team is comprised of injured military veterans and these soldiers stick it out. No matter how badly they may be injured, they play.

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Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week goes to Lane Kiffin

The NFL Titans bitch-slapped USC coach Lane Kiffin with a lawsuit . . . suing him for “maliciously” luring assistant coach Kennedy Pola just days before NFL training camp opens.

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Garza hurls 5th no hitter, 1st in Rays history

The year of the pitcher continued when Matt Garza became the fifth (or sixth) pitcher to throw a no-hitter this year–the Tampa Bay Rays beat the Detroit Tigers 5-0.

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Andre Dawson induction speech at Cooperstown

In his HOF induction speech in Cooperstown, Dawson thanked the Cubs for giving him a job when he showed up at spring training with a blank contract.

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