LOS ANGELES, Calif. – A night of shooting 6-of-24, just 25 percent from the floor, many times spells disaster for Kobe Bryant and the L.A. Lakers but not in last night’s NBA Finals Game 7 against their hated rival Boston Celtics.

Despite sloppy play and the hideous night of shooting from the floor, when the final second ticked off the clock, Kobe and the Lakers celebrated an 83-79 win under a purple and gold confetti shower and hoisted their back-to-back NBA Championship trophy.

The win earned the Lakers their 16th NBA title overall and is Coach Phil Jackson and Kobe’s fifth with the team. Jackson has another 6-pack of rings from his days with Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls.

The Celtics battled hard on the Staples Center floor, running up a 13-point lead in the second half and clinging onto a 3-point lead late in the final quarter, but the Lakers battled back in an exciting final few minutes and squeaked out the win on their home court.

This 16th NBA title for the Lakers moves them to within one of Boston’s NBA record 17 and Bryant didn’t pull any punches commenting on the rivalry:

“This one is by far the sweetest, because it’s them.”

Bryant, who was off his game and attempted several off balance ill-advised shots throughout the night, got much needed support and a chunk of it came from Pau Gasol who chipped in 19 points, including 9 in the final quarter, and 18 boards. Ron Artest, who earned his first ring, netted 20 points including a clutch 3-pointer late in the game.

Overall the Lakers shot about as bad as a team can shoot, nailing just 21 from the floor over the first three quarters while looking like they had attended a Ben Wallace free-throw clinic, barely hitting over 50 percent at the line.

Stats from the losing bench included Paul Pierce (18 points, 10 rebounds), Kevin Garnett (17 points) and Rasheed Wallace (11 point).

‘Sheed, the NBA’s guru of technical fouls, fouled out late in the game and attempted to get into the official’s locker room after the game but was not allowed access by arena security.

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#10 You know ahead of time you can plan family vacations just before the Finals.

#9 You will never have the most technical fouls on the team. (Google ‘Rasheed Wallace’)

#8 You get to hang out at a Palace with a guy named Prince.

#7 Great chance of attending a victory parade next year . . . (Google ‘Red Wings’).

#6 If you don’t like a coach, relax, every few years you get a new one.

#5 Where else can you refuse a coaches order to go into a game and get away with it. (Google ‘Ben Wallace’)

#4 There are great housing deals.

#3 If you’re ever accused of under-achieving, you can divert the attention to the Lions and Tigers.

#2 There’s no pressure to perform-a coach drove through a Wendy’s naked and is still with the team. (Google idiot Lions Coach Joe Cullen busted for driving thru Wendys naked’)

#1 If you decide to look for another line of work, the Mayor’s position is open soon.

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