Now that the Tiger’s divorce is finalized will he legally prowl the streets of Cougartown?
And what about golf?
Should the PGA’s most recent icon be concerned he’s been hitting the ball like Charles Barkley lately? The ladies man is single now and that may become more important.
Unless you’ve been hibernating in a cave since November you’re aware of the excessive prowling Tiger did while he was in the state of holy matrimony. Now imagine how many of those nights a single Tiger is capable of pulling off.
One of Tiger’s fellow golfers, John Daly, who overcame a “slight” drinking disorder, has been expressing himself with his wardrobe which stole the headlines throughout a recent tournament overseas. Maybe Daly’s funky wardrobe is part of his 12-step program.
So how will Tiger express himself?
He may choose to sit around cracking his knuckles while readjusting to a laid-back new life or if he’s ready to move on and really unwind; he could always borrow a piece of Daly’s wardrobe to hit the streets and go out on the hunt.
“The Tigerhood of the Traveling Pants”
Tiger Woods is the modern day Casanova and was named Athlete of the Decade.
As one of the highest paid athletes in the world, with earnings closing in on $1 billion, he could wine and dine his dates with bottles of Cristal and pearl-filled oysters. At the minimum we’ve been told he’s good for a ‘sext’ message booty call.
While we’re doing a run-down and preview of the man and his goods, let’s not ignore the elephant in the room. Some of the mistresses in his life have said he’s packing some major heat. With the endurance to juggle up to 14ish women at a time while wearing a wedding band on his finger, it’s no wonder that he is. . . . was. . . a top athlete on the PGA circuit.
It doesn’t matter that Tiger is no longer the greatest golfer in the world. The guy is a stud in the bedroom and that’s all that seems to matter to most of the country and us drooling media.
At the end of the day, he’s capable of bringing the ladies home. . . . or to a hotel. . . or on his yacht, or wherever he wants to take them.
But what is in the forefront of these future ladies’ minds?
Are they thinking white gowns and a walk up an aisle or loads of cash with a Gucci purse full of bottomless credit cards?
Elin Nordegren just finalized the divorce this summer and is probably taking a huge chunk of that pile of cash and the kids but some guys would say that’s a fair trade to get laid by virtually almost any woman walking the planet. And even after the heist, Elin still leaves Tiger a young, multi-zillionaire with a huge dong.
To a lot of guys that sounds like heaven. No longer having the responsibility of taking care of a wife and kids, having more money than some countries and presented with the opportunity to try to break Wilt Chamberlains alleged record of laying 20,000 women.
Maybe Rod Stewart was predicting the future when he sang his 1984 Top Ten hit, “Some Guys Have All the Luck.”
Logan Rhoades and Jay Donetelli contributed to this article.
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instead will make his post-sex scandal comeback at Augusta national Golf Club where he will play in the Masters April 8-11.
golfer of all time.
During a period of turmoil surrounding Woods’ personal life and his infidelity to
bizarre proportions.