College football scores Week 13 are in and it was a crazy weekend for many of the BCS Top 25 teams so what did we learn? Auburn’s comeback was worthy of a Rocky Balboa montage, Steve Bartman just sent a Facebook friend request to Kyle Brotzman and Iowa is more overrated than Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.

No.1 Oregon vs. No.21 Arizona. Ducks win 48-29.

What did we learn?

1)    Chip Kelly is more than likely sponsored by Double Bubble.

2)    The inability to eat turkey during Thanksgiving will drive a man to great measures.

No.2 Auburn vs. No.11 Alabama. Tigers win 28-27.

What did we learn?

1)    Auburn’s comeback was worthy of a Rocky Balboa montage.

2)    Heisman winners double as great backups.

No.3 TCU vs. New Mexico. Horned Frogs win 66-17.

What did we learn?

1)    No one is a bigger South Carolina fan than TCU.

2)    Lobos coach Mike Locksley thinks he’s being stalked by TMZ.

No.4 Boise State vs. No.19 Nevada. Nevada wins with an epic comeback, 34-31 OT.

What did we learn?

1)    Kyle Brotzman needs a personal bodyguard.

2)    Steve Bartman just sent a Facebook friend request to Kyle Brotzman.

No.5 LSU vs. No.12 Arkansas. Razorbacks win 31-23.

What did we learn?

1)    You cannot flip the football to an overweight special teams player.

2)    At 6’5” Ryan Mallet can see over the defense and throw over his receiver’s heads.

No.6 Stanford vs. Oregon State. Cardinal win 38-0.

What did we learn?

1)    Ryan Katz might be one of the most accurate wrong team passers in the league.

2)    Luck is already an NFL draft bust.

No.7 Wisconsin vs. Northwestern. Badgers cruise to a 70-23 victory.

What did we learn?

1)    Wisconsin would be a consensus No. 2 during March Madness.

2)    Northwestern thought they were playing two-hand-touch.

No.8 Ohio State vs. Michigan. Buckeyes win 37-7.

What did we learn?

1)    Rich Rod needs to update his resume.

2)    It’s unsportsmanlike to beat up on a Pop Warner team.

No.9 Oklahoma State vs. No.13 Oklahoma. Sooners win 47-41.

What did we learn?

1)    Backyard tip drills really do pay off.

2)    Punters deserve Oscar nominations.

No.10 Michigan State vs. Penn State. Spartans win 28-22.

What did we learn?

1)    The hug between a player and a coach is more awkward than watching an X-rated movie with your parents.

2)    Joe Paterno was deprived of smiley face stickers as a child.

No.14 Missouri vs. Kansas. Mizzou wins 35-7.

What did we learn?

1)    The best way to sell a fake is to pretend like you’re praying away from the line of scrimmage.

2)    The Missouri mascot outfit was bought at Goodwill.

No.15 Nebraska vs. Colorado. Cornhuskers win 45-17.

What did we learn?

1)    The Pelini bros. should open a sandwich joint in New Jersey.

2)    Colorado can’t even cheat correctly.

No.16 Virginia Tech vs. Virginia. Hokies win 37-7.

What did we learn?

1)    Virginia might be the best hugging school in the nation.

2)    Grass stains don’t seem to bother college athletes.

No.17 Texas A&M vs. Texas. Aggies win 24-17.

What did we learn?

1)    Cyrus Gray is the equivalent of hot lava: you can’t touch him.

2)    Garrett Gilbert should really think twice before throwing the ball off of an opponent’s helmet.

No.18 South Carolina vs. Clemson. Gamecocks win 29-7.

What did we learn?

1)    Girls cheering in the stands are not as exciting to watch as girls cheering on the sidelines.

2)    Kyle Parker needs to practice his jump shot.

No.20 Utah vs. BYU. Utes win 17-16.

What did we learn?

1)    Utah might have the best trick-punt call in the nation.

2)    Utah might need to find a new punter.

No.22 Florida State vs. Florida. Seminoles win 31-7.

What did we learn?

1)    Jimbo Fisher has sensitive eyes.

2)    Urban Meyer should have stayed retired.

No.23 North Carolina State vs. Maryland. Terps win 38-31.

What did we learn?

1)    Officials have no idea how to measure a first down.

2)    NC State’s robbing made John Dillinger jealous.

No.24 Iowa vs. Minnesota. Gophers win 27-24.

What did we learn?

1)    Iowa is more overrated than Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.

2)    The Hawkeyes must be allergic to conference wins.

No.25 Mississippi State vs. Mississippi. Bulldogs win 31-23.

What did we learn?

1)    The Rebels are terrible at tackling, but really good at Slip n’ Slides.

2)    The Rebels are not good at tag.

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College football Week 10 scores are in after a wild weekend that saw more BCS Top 25 teams lose than ever before.

Although not in the BCS Top 25, and possibly not in anyone’s top 50, an honorable mention goes to the Michigan Wolverines who connected on a two-pointer in the 3^rd OT to come away with a 67-65 win against Illinois.

Here’s a rundown of the BCS Top 25 scores and “What We Learned”.

No.1 Oregon vs. Washington. Ducks win 53-16.

What did we learn?

1)    The Ducks need permission to run out of the tunnel.

2)    Oregon had a slow start and a fast finish. Kind of like everyone’s first sexual experience.

No.2 Auburn vs. Chattanooga. Tigers roll 64-24.

What did we learn?

1)    Cam Newton deserves to get paid.

2)    The Heisman Trust Fund has already framed a picture of Cam Newton.

No.3 TCU vs. No.5 Utah. Horned Frogs stun the Utes 47-7.

What did we learn?

1)    The TCU bandwagon just added a trailer.

2)    A lot of the Utes players seemed to pack it in early, but Commitment never gave up.

No.4 Boise State vs. Hawaii. Broncos win 42-7.

What did we learn?

1)    Sure, Kellen Moore can throw the ball, but he’s still goofy looking.

2)    Fans can expect another week of “poor Boise State deserves to play in the national championship” talk.

No.6 Alabama vs. No.10 LSU. Mad Hatter wins 24-21.

What did we learn?

1)    Les Miles is the best grass-eating coach out there.

2)    Les Miles claps with his fingers spread out. We’re assuming he does this because he believes it creates better aerodynamics.

No.7 Nebraska vs. Iowa State. Nebraska survives 31-30.

What did we learn?

1)    Don’t go for a two-point conversion if your holder sucks at throwing the football.

2)    At some schools, winning in overtime is celebrated the same way as winning a championship.

No.8 Oklahoma vs. Texas A&M. Aggies with the upset, 33-19.

What did we learn?

1)    Catching a sure touchdown from a backup quarterback on a fake field goal is not as easy as it sounds.

2)    The Sooners can go 99 yards with no problem.

No.9 Wisconsin vs. Purdue. Badgers win 34-13.

What did we learn?

1)    If you prefer your teams to gain 303 total yards, then this was your kind of game.

2)    After scoring two TD’s and running for a career-high 147 yards, Montee Ball can now be the backup running back again.

No.12 Missouri vs. Texas Tech. Red Raiders win 24-17.

What did we learn?

1)    Camouflage jerseys don’t work.

2)    The Big 12 is filled with mediocre teams.

No.13 Stanford vs. No.15 Arizona. Cardinal win big, 42-17.

What did we learn?

1)    Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit will start talking about basketball when they are bored.

2)    ABC just switches to another game when it is bored.

No.14 Michigan State vs. Minnesota. Spartans win 31-8.

What did we learn?

1)    A great way to get back into a winning form is to play Minnesota.

2)    Kirk Cousins is the Ricky Stanzi of 2009.

No.16 Iowa vs. Indiana. Hawkeyes win 18-13.

What did we learn?

1)    A good way to get your name out there is to drop the game-winning touchdown pass.

2)    Iowa hates scoring red zone TDs.

No.17 Oklahoma State vs. No.21 Baylor. Cowboys win 55-28.

What did we learn?

1)    Baylor’s secondary thought they were playing for Michigan.

2)    You can suspend Justin Blackmon, but you cannot stop him.

No.18 Arkansas vs. No.19 South Carolina. Razorbacks win 41-20.

What did we learn?

1)    Steve Spurrier loves calling trick plays. Unfortunately, his team is not good at converting them.

2)    If there were no names or logos on the jerseys, you would have easily confused these two teams for one another.

No.22 Virginia Tech vs. Georgia Tech. Hokies come back to win 28-21.

What did we learn?

1)    The best way to disrupt Tyrod Taylor is to give him as much time in the pocket as he needs.

2)    Punters should spend more time at practice learning how to tackle.

No.23 Nevada vs. Idaho. The Wolf Pack embarrass the Vandals, 63-17.

What did we learn?

1)    Idaho must have some trouble recruiting local talent.

2)    If you give up 844 yards, you’re gonna lose.

No.24 Florida State vs. North Carolina. Tar Heels win 37-35.

What did we learn?

1)    The Tar Heels long snapper is way too good at his job, or bad depending on whether you count accuracy.

2)    Wide right. Enough said.

No.25 North Carolina State vs. Clemson. Tigers win 14-13.

What did we learn?

1)    This game was uglier than Joakim Noah.

2)    If you’re going to bench your starting quarterback, you should probably tell him.

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