The Notre Dame non-Fighting Irish and Michigan share the Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week honors after both confirmed they are bottom-of-the-barrel, lower than whale-shit football programs this season.
Bitch Slaps
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – The Fighting Irish & Wolverines
Posted on November 23 2008 by J. Donetelli.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Steve Spurrier
Posted on November 16 2008 by J. Donetelli.
Steve Spurrier and his #25 S.C. Gamecocks got taken to school and had their asses handed to them by the #4 Florida Gators at the Swamp in Gainesville, 56-6.
Spurrier got some of his own medicine regarding running up scores on feeble opponents. In 1995 Spurrier and his Gators demolished these same ‘Cocks 63-7.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Urban Meyer & His Gators
Posted on November 01 2008 by J. Donetelli.
True bitch-slap but what made it the most humiliating bitch-slap in Sports Climax history, were the timeouts called by Florida Coach, Urban Myer with the score totally out of hand and only seconds left on the game clock.
That move by Myer was probably in retaliation to last year’s Bulldog celebration after the Dawgs’ first score in that game that led to both teams clearing the benches and intensifying this rivalry.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Dallas Cowboys
Posted on October 20 2008 by J. Donetelli.
The St. Louis Rams 34-14 blowout of the Dallas Cowboys will be one of the most talked about games around the NFL water cooler this week.
Wade Phillips summed up why these ‘Boys are the recipient of the Sports Climax’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week, “This is the worse game we’ve played since I’ve been here; all around we didn’t play well in many areas at all and there’s no real excuses for it.”
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Chicago Cubbies
Posted on October 05 2008 by J. Donetelli.
The only “curse” the Chicago Cubs have is not knowing how to show up for the playoffs, and until they do, they will continue to add to their 100 year streak without the victory parade.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Lions Matt Millen
Posted on September 22 2008 by J. Donetelli.
After being fired by the Detroit Lions at the end of last season, offensive whiz-kid Mike Martz, now with the San Francisco 49ers, repaid the favor, took the Lions to school and spanked GM Matt Millen and his lifeless Lions 31-13.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Jim Tressell & His Buckeyes
Posted on September 15 2008 by J. Donetelli.
Reminiscent of the gladiator days, 93,607 belligerent fans packed the stadium to watch their No. 1-ranked Trojans slaughter their “Little Ten” opponent 35-3.
Jim Tressell’s Buckeyes, who were hoping to redeem themselves after having their asses handed to them in two recent national title games, were bitch-slapped, spanked and hung out to dry.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – DeAngelo Hall
Posted on September 09 2008 by J. Donetelli.
The SportsClimax.com “Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week” goes to Oakland Raider DB DeAngelo Hall. In a sold-out MNF game on national television, the All-Pro Hall was taken to school and had his ass handed to him by a rookie WR and fellow alumni from VT.