This week marks the first time ever that a team has both delivered the Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week while also receiving the humiliating honor. That team would be Prince’s squad, the Brew Crew.
Bitch Slaps
Brew Crew Bitch-Slaps Pirates
Posted on April 22 2010 by Tom Ferda.
The Brew Crew handed the Pittsburgh Pirates a classic bitch-slapping, squashing them in a three-game series while sending 36 runners across the plate. Milwaukee outscored the listless Pirates 36-1 in the 3-game series with the final game a 25-hit, 20-0 mercy killing.
Cleveland Browns Shaun Rogers
Posted on April 06 2010 by J. Donetelli.
Never has dealing out a Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week been as easy as this week’s backhander that is heading in the direction of Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers. Days ago, Rogers was held at the Hopkins Airport near Cleveland then arrested after attempting to carry a concealed loaded firearm through airport security.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser
Posted on February 24 2010 by J. Donetelli.
SLAP! ESPN host and analyst, Tony Kornheiser gets the Sports Climax Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week after he was suspended by the network for two weeks after trashing fellow ESPN commentator Hannah Storm about her short, tight sexy outfits. Pardon the Interruption Tony but what are you trying to do, ruin a beautiful thing!
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – The Pitiful New Jersey Nets
Posted on February 11 2010 by J. Donetelli.
When is the last time we saw a team in the NBA nearly mathematically eliminated from the playoffs at All-Star break? With an embarrassing 4-48 record, the dreadful New Jersey Nets are almost there.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Childress & the Vikes
Posted on January 18 2010 by J. Donetelli.
This week’s Slap-of-the-Week is a slam dunk and it goes to Brad Childress and his Minnesota Vikings for running up the score in a lopsided NFL playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys. Brett Favre gets an open-handed backhand thrown his way as well just for good measure.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Gilbert Arenas & His Gun
Posted on January 02 2010 by J. Donetelli.
Anyone reading this must certainly be wondering what cave Gilbert Arenas was hiding in during all the media coverage of the Plaxico Burress incident. How Plaxico, an NFL star, was charged with a felony, prosecuted and sentenced to serve time. How that series of events involving a handgun had squashed the man’s career and more importantly, his life. Arenas certainly must know as much or more detail about the Plaxico event than most of us yet he still felt above the law, stored a weapon in his locker and made the decision to pull it out during a confrontation in view of others in the room.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – The Pittsburgh Steelers
Posted on December 11 2009 by J. Donetelli.
After losing to division-rival 2-11 Cleveland Browns 13-6 Thursday night in front of a national television audience and throwing all but their mathematical chances of a playoff spot down the drain, the 6-7 Pittsburgh Steelers get this week’s Slap-of-the-Week.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Jay Cutler and Da’ Bears
Posted on November 30 2009 by J. Donetelli.
After giving up 537 total yards in a 36-10 blowout loss to the Minnesota Vikings and longtime archenemy Brett Favre and dropping their record to 4-7, the Chicago Bears earned the Slap-of-the-Week. This team is the biggest embarrassment in the NFL right now.
Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week – Rush Limbaugh
Posted on October 14 2009 by J. Donetelli.
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh just got knocked out of contention of buying the NFL St. Louis Rams. Dave Checketts who heads the investment group interested in buying the Rams said Limbaugh’s participation had become a complication in the group’s efforts and the bid will move forward without him.