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Roger Clemen’s ex-lover McCready attempts suicide

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais, File)

NASHVILLE – Roger Clemen’s ex-lover country singer Mindy McCready is recovering in a hospital after she was admitted due to another suicide attempt. McCready, who recently confirmed having an affair with the Cy Young winning fast-baller attempted suicide on Wednesday night.

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All charges against Bonds should be dropped!

Judge Susan Illston dropped three of the charges against ex-San Francisco Giants slugger, Barry Bonds, lightening the load of perjury charges he will be facing in his upcoming March trial.
That’s a decent start but it’s time to drop the remaining 10 charges as well, unless the government charges everyone else who has outright lied in front of Congressional committees.

Bonds has been singled out, period!

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McCready confirms 10-year affair with Clemens

The hole started out small with accusations of steroid use coming from a few “I’ll-do-anything-for-a-buck” guys, Jose Canseco and injector-trainer Brian McNamee, but expect that hole to be 6-feet deep when this fiasco is over.

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To pay or not to pay Manny…that is the $25 million question

Los Angeles – Manny Ramirez’s agent, Scott Boras has made it clear that the Dodgers’ offer (he still won’t confirm the details) wasn’t sufficient. The length of the proposed contract is too short for Boras’ taste.

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Hollywood may implode outdated arenas

One career that seems to be thriving in this upside down economy is “wrecking ball driver”. Several professional sports arenas and stadiums are scheduled for, or currently being demolished to make room for state-of-the-art facilities.

The Dallas Cowboys will be vacating Texas Stadium after this season after entertaining fans there since 1971. The tab for Tony and Jessica’s new structure is expected to top $1 billion.

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Canseco ‘Sorry’ documentary won’t fool many People

As stern criticism concerning Jose Canseco’s lack of character, ill-intentions and sleaze factor mounts, there seems to be a sudden shift in gears with his public relations strategy.

Canseco’s life since retiring from baseball, has taken the route of a desperate man, whoring himself out to productions like Celebrity Boxing along the way; it doesn’t get much more pathetic than that.

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Some Red Sox fans miss History

BEANTOWN – How pissed off are the fans we saw heading to their cars during the seventh inning stretch and their Red Sox down 7-0?

Fans in every city criticize the fans in their rival cities for not being loyal enough and jumping on the bandwagon, but when it comes down to it, we all have a game we regret leaving early.

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MLB Races Tighter Than a Gnat’s Ass

After an evening filled with dramatic walk-off wins, MLB has playoff races that are tighter than a gnat’s ass as the teams make a final sprint to the finish.

In the most shocking race, the Tampa Bay Cinderellas and their $43 million payroll still hang onto a two game lead over the Boston Red Sox and their $133 million payroll.

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Brew Formula – CC minus NY = 0 Playoffs

MILWAUKEE – In one of the strangest managerial moves in MLB history, the Milwaukee Brewers fired their skipper, Ned Yost this past week. The fact that a MLB manager was sent packing late in the year is not unusual. Coaches and managers many times get pink slips at the tail end of a season, or even in the middle of the night like in N.Y; but the timing of the move is utterly asinine.

The Brewers are TIED for the wild card lead with 12 games to go.

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Lilly & ‘Z’ Dominate Astros in Milwaukee

The Houston Astros were forced to travel to Milwaukee to play a “home” series against the Chicago Cubs after Hurricane Ike slammed the Texas coast and damaged their stadium. In Milwaukee, they ran into another force named Carlos Zambrano and Ted Lilly.

Overall the Astros were 1 for 48 for a .020 batting average and .062 OBP against the duo from the Windy City. The Astros hitters looked horribly out of synch both days and Lilly and Zambrano took advantage of it.

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