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Brew Crew Bitch-Slaps Pirates

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The Brew Crew handed the Pittsburgh Pirates a classic bitch-slapping, squashing them in a three-game series while sending 36 runners across the plate. Milwaukee outscored the listless Pirates 36-1 in the 3-game series with the final game a 25-hit, 20-0 mercy killing.

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Dodgers hot hitting moves team to .500

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LOS ANGELES, CALIF. – The Los Angeles Dodgers have a .500 record after 14 games, but if their pitching were worthy of their hitters, the team would be on top of its division.

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Joe Morgan joins Reds as advisor to baseball operations

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CINCINNATTI, OH. – The Cincinnati Reds announced today in a press conference that former Reds star, Hall of Famer and current ESPN game analyst Joe Morgan has joined the team as a special advisor to baseball operations.

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Rockies president McGregor found dead

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Paramedics were called to the Grand America Hotel in downtown Salt Lake City when associates were unable to reach Colorado Rockies president Keli McGregor. While details have yet to unravel, no foul play is suspected and all indications are that McGregor died of natural causes.

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Padres Beat Giants on Eckstein Walk-Off Homerun

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SAN DIEGO, Calif. – A day after Manny Ramirez hit career homer 548 to beat Sergio Romo, Eckstein hit his 35th major league round tripper to vanquish Jeremy Affeldt (2-2) in the 10th inning, as the Padres handed the Giants a 3-2 loss in San Diego on Monday.

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Manny Ramirez pinch-hit homer lifts Dodgers

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Pinch hitting with a runner on and one out, Manny Ramirez hit career home run 548 off Giants reliever Sergio Romo (0-1), lifting the Dodgers to a 2-1 win, and spoiling one of Barry Zito’s best career starts as a Giant.

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Jimenez tosses first no-hitter in Rockies history

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Ubaldo Jimenez no-hit the Atlanta Braves in a 4-0 victory at Turner Field on a career-high 128-pitch performance. What was impressive was the fact the radar gun at Turner was still showing 98 miles per hour in the ninth.

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N.J. Man Arrested After Intentionally Barfing on Fans at MLB Game

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PHILADELPHIA, PA. – Police are still sorting out the details surrounding Matthew Clemmens after he was cuffed and removed from Citizens Bank Park during a game after he was accused of intentionally barfing on a man and his daughter.

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San Fran Giants Off to Best Start Since 2003

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The Giants improved to 7-2 in 2010, the team’s best start since going 8-1 to open the 2003 season. That year the Giants went 100-62 to win the NL West.

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It’s Springtime, Birds are Flying and Tiger is ‘Chirping’

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Milton Bradley of the Mariners started this Spring’s bird-fest when he saluted Texas fans with a middle finger. Not to be outdone, Cincinnati Reds player, Jay Bruce was caught on camera flipping off his dugout with double digits.

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