BCS Top 25 Week 14 – “What We Learned”

College football scores are in for this final weekend of the schedule for BCS teams positioning themselves for bowl games. With a majority of the BCS Top 25 teams off this weekend here’s what we learned from the teams who did take the field.

Cam Newton is worth way more than $180,000, Kyle Brotzman is alive and kicking but unfortunately still kicking wide and Nebraska ended their Big 12 career with a bang in the form of their opposition’s victory cannon.

No.1 Auburn vs. No.19 South Carolina. Tigers kill the ‘Cocks, 56-17.

What did we learn?

1) Cam Newton is worth way more than $180,000.

2) Chuck Norris tells Cam Newton Facts.

No2 Oregon vs. Oregon State. Ducks win 37-20.

What did we learn?

1) Darron Thomas sounds like Frank Caliendo doing his Charles Barkley impression.

2) Duck fans would argue that this was the most meaningful Civil War in history.

No.9 Oklahoma vs. No.13 Nebraska. Sooners win 23-20.

What did we learn?

1) Nebraska ended their Big 12 career with a BANG! Sadly, it was the sound of OU’s victory cannon.

2) Bob Stoops and Bo Pelini must have run out of inspirational half-time speeches.

No.11 Boise State vs. Utah State. Broncos beat up the Aggies, 50-14.

What did we learn?

1) Kyle Brotzman is alive and kicking. Unfortunately, he is still kicking wide.

2) Utah State should think about recruiting the arrested snowball heaving Cincinnati’s Bearcat mascot as their quarterback.

No.15 Virginia Tech vs. No.21 Florida State. Hokies win 44-33.

What did we learn?

1) Tyrod Taylor was more elusive than the NCAA after they declared Cam Newton eligible.

2) The Seminoles didn’t commit a single penalty all game. They also didn’t tackle anyone.

No.17 Nevada vs. Louisiana Tech. Wolf Pack win 35-17.

What did we learn?

1) The Louisiana Tech football program has more sponsors than Jeff Gordon’s car.

2) More people saw the Creed reunion tour than witnessed this game.

No.23 Arizona vs. Arizona State. Sun Devils pull off a double-overtime victory, 30-29.

What did we learn?

1) You can get penalized for praising God after a touchdown, but you can’t for pretending to be Jesus.

2) There will be a lot of two-point conversion attempts in Arizona’s future.

No.24 West Virginia vs. Rutgers. Mountaineers win 35-14.

What did we learn?

1) The Scarlet Knights sound about as intimidating as they play.

2) Chas Dodd has already been sacked twice next season.

No.25 Northern Illinois vs. Miami (Not Florida). RedHawks win 26-21.

What did we learn?

1) ‘Illegal touching’ isn’t as bad if it happens on a football field.

2) It’s nice to see an unranked team hold up the No.1 sign.

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Logan Rhoades is a Los Angeles columnist and the Associate Editor of Jocks Behind Bars. With an extensive knowledge of ESPN topics and celebrity gossip, he is known for mixing sports and pop culture in the various columns he writes. Check out his blog and Follow him on Twitter @loganrhoades.

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