Archive | April, 2010

N.Y. Jets Stockpiling Players With Questionable Character

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NEW YORK, N.Y. – Jets owner Woody Johnson seems headed down the same path that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones took a few years ago when he gambled on ‘Tank’ Williams and Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones. That road hit a dead end for Dallas but time will tell if the same happens to the Jets.

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Lincecum Smokes Braves With 10 Strikeouts in 6-3 Win

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SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – Thanks to Tim Lincecum’s 10 strike-out performance, some timely two-out hitting, and the first home run of the year for Pablo Sandoval, the Giants didn’t allow history to repeat itself, picking up a satisfying 6-3 win over the Atlanta Braves.

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Bonds Says he is “Proud” of Mark McGwire

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SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – Barry Bonds is back in the news after making some interesting comments to a group of reporters recently. Bonds told reporters he was “proud” of Mark McGwire’s steroid admission.

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James Madison University Students Get Trashed on Beer and Tear Gas

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HARRISONBURG, Va. – Broken glass on a driveway led to a call to police that eventually evolved into riot gear, tear gas and 30 arrests at the annual block party near James Madison University this weekend.

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Evander Kane KOs Matt Cooke (VIDEO)

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ATLANTA, GA. – Last night in Atlanta, Matt Cooke took his act to Philips Arena and in a meaningless game decided to chase Thrashers rookie Evander Kane around challenging the youngster. Kane, who is named after Evander Holyfield, accepted the invitation and leveled Cooke with one punch, knocking him out cold.

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Barkley Calls Masters’ Golf Exec “Punk-ass” & “Uncle Tom”

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AUGUSTA, GA. – Charles Barkley ripped on Billy Payne calling him a “punk-ass” and saying “I wish somebody would just walk up to him and just punch him in his face.” Barkley knows all about punching people in the face.

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NHL Chris Chelios Sentenced in DUI Case (VIDEO)

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CHICAGO, Ill. – NHL player Chris Chelios was sentenced on Wednesday to six months of conditional discharge and fined $500 fine, which is barely equivalent to a few shifts of ice time, after prosecutors dropped the original DUI charge.

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Tiger, Did You Mean Bootyism?

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AUGUSTA, GA. – On Thursday, the banners highlighted Woods’ sexual escapades with slogans like “Sex Addict? Yeah. Sure. Me Too.” and “Tiger, Did You Mean Bootyism?”

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Does MLB Need Spell-checkers?

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In the latest saga of misspelled team or proper names, Eugenio Velez of the San Francisco Giants came into the game in the 7th inning of last Wednesday’s game wearing a jersey that said San Francicso.

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Ex-Lions Rogers Slammed With $6.1 Million Judgement

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DETROIT, Mich. – Former Detroit Lions receiver Charles Rogers was ordered by a judge to repay an astounding $6.1 million back to the Lions. The No. 2 overall pick in the 2003 NFL Draft, Rogers is a classic example of tremendous talent being flushed down the toilet.

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