Disgruntled wide receiver Randy Moss separated from Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots after making just nine catches in four games. He headed a little northwest and jumped on the Brett Favre bandwagon, you know the one with the broken wheel that’s barely being kept on the road by driver, Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress.

Moss is shown here showing with his fingers how many games he lasted with the Vikings and after just those four games, his relationship became too chilly for Chilly. So Moss was waived today by the Vikings. Yep, this marriage is annulled, didn’t even last long enough to be a divorce.

What a shock.  Or is it?

At Monday’s waiver deadline, Moss was not on that list meaning maybe the Vikes have reconsidered and are trying to trade him OR Childress is so twisted from all the turmoil this 2-5 season that he can’t make up his mind what to do.

Moss got bitch-slapped by the Vikes either way. If he stays he’s been humiliated by his coach who allegedly told the team Moss was gone and if he goes, well, he’s failed on two teams in a contract year. Moss was hoping to gain negotiating momentum heading into this year season and must have assumed being teamed up with Favre might produce numbers advantageous to that cause.

However after four games wearing purple, Moss has barely grazed the stat sheet with 13 receptions and just one catch for eight yards last week against his former team the Patriots.

After praising the Patriots and doing one of those classic post-game pressers containing potential shit-stirring undertones, Childress bitch-slapped Moss right out the door.

Well now we know that Chilly is the boss of that locker room. . . . or is that other guy who is said to like sending penis pics through sext messages?

Any way you wanna cut it, Randy Moss gets our Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week.

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Jay Donetelli is a Tampa-based freelance sportswriter and contributor to Sports Climax. With an opinion sharper than an Ovechkin skate blade with the sting of an Ali jab, Donetelli has a loyal cult of readers who have found a way to love him.

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