Freak Show Manute Bol
February 3, 2009 by Tom Ferda
SUDAN- Let’s make a list of challenges a 7 ft. 7 in. lanky man the size of a twig should avoid:
1. Climbing in a boxing ring to go toe-to-toe with a 375 pound ex-NFL lineman named “Refrigerator”.
2. Lace up a pair of skates and take a shot at professional ice hockey.
3. Become a licensed horse jockey.
Manute Bol, a Dinka Tribesman and former center in the NBA who weighed a measly 190 when breaking into the league did all that. His skeletal-like legs were so long, he stood like a giraffe, his legs buckled, looking ready to collapse.
Utilizing his towering height and 102″ reach, the second-round pick of the Washington Bullets set records for blocks during his 11 year, four team NBA career.
After his basketball career, Bol became a side-show circus act, whoring himself out. He would sign on the dotted line for most any paid gig but his intentions were heart-warming.
Bol was on a mission to bring attention to, and raise money for, his fellow citizens of Sudan who were in the middle of a severe conflict in his war-torn country.
In 2002, the lanky Bol fought Chicago Bear lineman Refrigerator Perry in a Springer-style, celebrity boxing match. It was as pitiful as it was humorous to watch. Against all speculation, Bol was actually the aggressor and utilized his 102″ reach to win the fight.
Afterwards, he donated the $35,000 paycheck he received for the bout to his freedom-fighters in Sudan.
Some time later after being fitted with custom-made size 20 skates, Bol signed a standard CHL contract and played in a game with the Indianapolis Ice in a professional hockey game.
A season-best crowd of 5,900 fans filled Concesco Fieldhouse to see the circus act. Bol lasted just one period, was falling flat on his face and again donated his paycheck to his worthy cause in Sudan.
Freak show . . . circus act . . . call it what you want. Bottom line is, Bol was willing to make a spectical of himself for the sake of the children in his homeland of Sudan.
Copyright © 2009 – Sports Climax
What a freaky looking dude! I watch ball but never heard of him until now.
Mr. Ferda, How dare you make fun of the vertically challenged. Mr. BOL was a fine boxer and if he wasn’t so old when he decided to take up boxing could have been a world champion. He also could have been a great firefighter if he wasn’t so busy playing basketball. If you ever come to bedrock I would like to challenge you to a celebrity boxing match. And I too will donate my salary to the Sudanese. Have a nice day and stop picking on the circus sideshow freaks.
FLINTSTONE
Mr Flinstone I was actually easy on Mr. Bol. I could have shown him in his hockey gear faling flat on his face. I appreciate your political correctness referring to Mr. Bol as “vertically challenged”.
Look at the article on this site about the two NFL cheerleaders who were busted for sex in a public Tampa restroom, that would be known as “horizontally challenged”.
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