ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser
February 24, 2010 by J. Donetelli · Leave a Comment
SLAP! ESPN host and analyst, Tony Kornheiser gets the Sports Climax Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week after he was suspended by the network for two weeks after trashing fellow ESPN commentator Hannah Storm about her short, tight sexy outfits. Pardon the Interruption Tony but what are you trying to do, ruin a beautiful thing!
February 24, 2010 | Read the story »
The Pitiful New Jersey Nets
February 11, 2010 by J. Donetelli · Leave a Comment
When is the last time we saw a team in the NBA nearly mathematically eliminated from the playoffs at All-Star break? With an embarrassing 4-48 record, the dreadful New Jersey Nets are almost there.
February 11, 2010 | Read the story »
Thrashers’ GM Teflon Don
February 7, 2010 by J. Donetelli · 6 Comments
The Slap-of-the-Week many times is awarded to athletes with guns, swimmers who decide to hit bongs in public or guys who sucker-punch opponents on the sidelines but occasionally we do award it to those managers and GMs who show a high enough level of incompetency.
February 7, 2010 | Read the story »
Childress & the Minnesota Vikings
January 18, 2010 by Tom Ferda · 3 Comments
This week’s Slap-of-the-Week is a slam dunk and it goes to Brad Childress and his Minnesota Vikings for running up the score in a lopsided NFL playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys. Brett Favre gets an open-handed backhand thrown his way as well just for good measure.
January 18, 2010 | Read the story »
Gilbert Arenas & His Gun
January 2, 2010 by Tom Ferda · 3 Comments
Anyone reading this must certainly be wondering what cave Gilbert Arenas was hiding in during all the media coverage of the Plaxico Burress incident. How Plaxico, an NFL star, was charged with a felony, prosecuted and sentenced to serve time. How that series of events involving a handgun had squashed the man’s career and more importantly, his life. Arenas certainly must know as much or more detail about the Plaxico event than most of us yet he still felt above the law, stored a weapon in his locker and made the decision to pull it out during a confrontation in view of others in the room.
January 2, 2010 | Read the story »
The Pittsburgh Steelers
December 11, 2009 by Tom Ferda · 2 Comments
After losing to division-rival 2-11 Cleveland Browns 13-6 Thursday night in front of a national television audience and throwing all but their mathematical chances of a playoff spot down the drain, the 6-7 Pittsburgh Steelers get this week’s Slap-of-the-Week.
December 11, 2009 | Read the story »
Jay Cutler and Da’ Bears
November 30, 2009 by Tom Ferda · 2 Comments
After giving up 537 total yards in a 36-10 blowout loss to the Minnesota Vikings and longtime archenemy Brett Favre and dropping their record to 4-7, the Chicago Bears earned the Slap-of-the-Week. This team is the biggest embarrassment in the NFL right now.
November 30, 2009 | Read the story »
Rush Limbaugh
October 14, 2009 by J. Donetelli · 1 Comment
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh just got knocked out of contention of buying the NFL St. Louis Rams. Dave Checketts who heads the investment group interested in buying the Rams said Limbaugh’s participation had become a complication in the group’s efforts and the bid will move forward without him.
October 14, 2009 | Read the story »
Cardinals, Twins and Red Sox
October 11, 2009 by J. Donetelli · Leave a Comment
After just three games of a five game NL playoff series, the Cards were sent home, tail between their legs, swept by the Dodgers, the final game, a 5-1 loss played in front of a sold out silenced crowd at Busch Stadium.
October 11, 2009 | Read the story »
Detroit Tigers
October 6, 2009 by Todd Leva · Leave a Comment
The Tigers had the lead in the AL Central for a majority of the summer and with the season on the line, Marlboro Manager Jim Leyland and his team are choking down the stretch. It’s another Bitch-Slap for a city already on all fours.
October 6, 2009 | Read the story »