NRA Instructor Shoots Student
February 21, 2010 by J. Donetelli · 9 Comments

While Plaxico Burress is currently serving time for his gun crime and Gilbert Arenas awaits his fate, this recent bonehead incident involving an NRA instructor brings a question to mind, ‘How many unqualified people are packing concealed weapons permits?’
February 21, 2010 | Read the story »
The Nads’ ‘Scrotie’ is king of the mascots
February 12, 2010 by J. Donetelli · 1 Comment

RHODE ISLAND - In 2001, an unofficial mascot for The Nads hockey team evolved and ran around the ice in what looked more like a late-night, prize-winning Halloween costume than mascot attire.
February 12, 2010 | Read the story »
Couple Caught on Video Having Sex in Dallas Cowboys Stadium
October 6, 2009 by J. Donetelli · 3 Comments

DALLAS - Since the Dallas Cowboys are starting this season looking like the league’s underachievers, what better way to get back into the headlines than to have a couple wearing 88 Irvin jerseys get caught on video humping away in a bathroom stall in the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium.
October 6, 2009 | Read the story »
Detroit Lions Get First Win Since 2007!
September 27, 2009 by Tom Ferda · Leave a Comment

DETROIT - While considered a normal occurrence in all other parts of the country like New England, Cleveland, Chicago, and even as far away as Al Davis country, a rare phenomenon occurred in Motown today-the Detroit Lions won a football game. Dump the Gatorade, ride off into the sunset, this event is worthy of a ticker-tape parade and is the first of its kind in Detroit since 2007.
September 27, 2009 | Read the story »
Cost of Meat in Las Vegas–$300,000 Per Pound

LAS VEGAS - Floyd Mayweather Jr. may have just set a new record for the price of beef. Beefing up for his upcoming fight, the two extra pounds of meat Mayweather brought to Friday’s weigh-in may cost the fighter $300,000 per pound.
September 19, 2009 | Read the story »
NCAA Sucker-Puncher & Punchee
September 5, 2009 by J. Donetelli · 3 Comments

This week’s Bitch-Slap-of-the-Week is actually shared by two NCAA football players who both deserve a piece of the honor, sucker-puncher LeGarrette Blount and sucker-punchee Byron Hout.
September 5, 2009 | Read the story »
Mascots brawl during NCAA game
March 15, 2009 by J. Donetelli · Leave a Comment

“Big Blue” dashed over to his rival mascot “Pistol Pete”, tore his fake ‘stache from his face and the brawl erupted. A ticked off “Pete” chased “Blue” to center court and jumped on his back trying to pull him to the floor. When efforts to body slam “Blue” failed; “Pete” attempted to choke his rival.
March 15, 2009 | Read the story »
Freak Show Manute Bol
February 3, 2009 by Tom Ferda · 4 Comments

SUDAN- Let’s make a list of challenges a 7 ft. 7 in. lanky man the size of a twig should avoid:
1. Climb in a boxing ring and go toe-to-toe with a 375 pound ex-NFL lineman named “Refrigerator”.
2. Lace up a pair of skates and take a shot at professional ice hockey.
3. Become a licensed horse jockey.
Manute Bol, a Dinka Tribesman and former center in the NBA did all that.
February 3, 2009 | Read the story »
Iraqi shoe-thrower may have career in MLB
December 18, 2008 by Theo Fightmaster · Leave a Comment

IRAQ - The first pitch appeared to be a ‘fast-shoe’ which actually crossed up Bush, who looked to be expecting a breaking pitch. Bush, wearing his usual number 43, showed the agility of a 25-year-old Edgar Renteria while eluding the high and hard one.
The second pitch was off-speed and as it broke over the head of President Bush it caromed off the backstop of the indoor ‘bullpen’ in Baghdad. A few scouts we spoke with are chalking that up to ‘adrenaline.’
December 18, 2008 | Read the story »
Anniversary of Convicted Burglar “Stealing” Game for Patriots

FOXBORO - Mark Henderson was a convict serving a 15 year sentence at the Norfolk State Penitentiary after being convicted of burglary.
Let out of the pen on a work release program, he was assigned to operate a snowplow during a New England/Miami Dolphins game in Foxboro on December 12, 1982.
In a game of slips, slides, missed kicks and fumbles, both teams found it impossible to score in the 20 mile per hour winds and blizzard-like conditions.
December 14, 2008 | Read the story »

